Melissa Wilkes
Nude

Mr. Skin is fascinated and aroused with skin-ful hotties whose names almost rhyme with “milk”. Perhaps it’s because milk reminds him of the viscous lifeblood that seeps from their udders, waiting to be sucked from the source. Take one look at the body of work from Melissa Wilkes and you’ll see why a name can elude to a fantasy! The lovely and hot Melissa is notorious for a slip of the tongue she made on a children’s show at the age of eight. She mispronounced Grand Prix as Grand Pricks. Well, Melissa grew up to be a boost to grand pricks everywhere thanks to The Advocate (1993), where the brunette is chased by men on horses as she runs around naked. It’s a dream. She’s a wet dream in the scene where she sings topless, with her perfectly formed rib pillows ready and waiting to be fondled, flicked, and thrust into our waiting lips. Mr. Skin doesn’t always like to infantilize himself in the face of boobage, but there’s something about Melissa’s milk jugs that make him want to get swaddled and wait for the special spigot to open. Unfortunately, Melissa has only one nude role to her filmography, which means we at Skin Central and flesh fiends around the world are forced to enjoy the same two scenes over and over. It’s not the worst hand to be dealt, but our pause buttons are getting worn down to nubs in the process. In the meantime we’ll keep looking for more hidden gems from Wilkes and her milkers.